"A collection of tips and advice for budding writers from literary lioness, Fay Weldon. As the author of over thirty novels, stories and screenplays, as well as a tutor on the prestigious creative writing course at Bath Spa, Fay Weldon has a lifetime of wisdom to impart on the art of writing. In the course of thirty accessible essays, Weldon attempts to answer the title's question - why will no-one publish your novel? - and steers the reader on the way to becoming a writer. Full of her trademark wit, Why Will No-One Publish My Novel? will delight and amuse at the same time as offering up useful tips for all those who yearn to write."--Publisher description.